That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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