It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
