I wanna bring you to show and tell
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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