Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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