i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
