why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
i think i just lost a toe
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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