Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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