I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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