You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
