i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
you inspire me to be a worse person
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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