so explain again why im purple
no
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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