I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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