SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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