You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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