another moral hangover. fuck.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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