So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
She is in my trunk
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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