I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
third nipple confirmed
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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