I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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