He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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