can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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