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Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises

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(253): View more from Washington

I'm going to rape someone's good day.

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(954): View more from Florida

You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.

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(819): View more from Quebec

its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger

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(314): View more from Missouri

shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.

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(646): View more from New York

He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.

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(410): View more from Maryland

still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.

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