The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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