Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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