we're blogging at a bar
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
