I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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