I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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