u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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