i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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