And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Randomize
