he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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