I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I just googled if crying burns calories
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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