TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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