okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
