On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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