He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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