I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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