guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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