Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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