32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Randomize
