butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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