office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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