Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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