If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I am one with the molecules
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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