what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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