8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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