Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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