is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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