so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
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