Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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