Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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