She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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