If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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