He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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