i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
my being single is dangerous.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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