It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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