thus making me awesome and them whores
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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