Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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