it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
